Weaving Spiders Come Not Here
THE BOHEMIAN GROVE

Every July in northern California, a large fraternity of some of the most powerful patriarchs on the planet gathers its members for a two-week retreat in the vast redwood forest where they inevitably get to determine the fate of the world in the months and years to come. As if that isn’t alarming enough on its own, their despicably decadent debauchery has been going on for several generations. The annual trip to the tall trees of Sonoma began all the way back in the summer of 1878, although the Bohemian Club actually formed six years earlier. At first, the somewhat informal Bohemian Club just inhabited temporary locations until it was finally established in the early 1930s when a headquarters was set up in downtown San Francisco. Regardless, the point is that a number of prominent people have been congregating in Bohemian Grove for more than 140 years, doing god knows what. The member list has included Mark Twain, Dwight Eisenhower, Walter Cronkite, Jack London, Richard Nixon, Ambrose Bierce, George Bush Sr. and Jr., Henry Kissinger, and thousands of others. Plus, guests can be invited to the Grove for either the “Spring Jinks” in June or the main “Encampment” in July. Bohemian Club members can even schedule private day-use events, whenever the Grove isn’t being used for a specific function. The only thing is that women and children have to be off the property by 9 pm, so the area can be ritualistically consecrated if need be. You see, the artists, poets, and journalists who founded the Bohemian Club in 1872 were more or less replaced by military officials, politicians, and businessmen, who have formed their very own cult. Unfortunately, as so often happens in history, the most powerful rich white men in the land took everything over and completely changed it in no time at all. As a consequence of this, by the time of the American Centennial, Bohemian Grove was more or less completely gentrified. This eventually gave rise to the “New World Order”, consisting of Bohemian Club members like President Taft. Thus replacing the “Old World Order”, which consisted of Masonic Lodge members like President Washington. This new more power-hungry guild is a corrupt neoconservative cabal driven by global conquest. It consists of several different camps with goofy names like the “Hill Billies” and the “Silverado Squatters”. Nonetheless, these guys run the US and other parts of the world. They are the most important people in the country. As such, the Bohemian Grove needs to be protected year-round by a highly sophisticated security system, utilizing high-end equipment, including both thermal and night vision cameras, motion detectors, and vibration sensing alarms. The New World Order even employs ex-military personnel to help secure the area, particularly when Club members are actually on-site. During some of these events, the local Sheriff’s Office, California Highway Patrol, and the United States Secret Service help to secure the area, including all the roads and woods surrounding the encampment. This isn’t a crazy conspiracy theory. These are the facts, and this is the story of the strange place where it all happens.
To set the stage, the Bohemian Grove is a vast 2,700-acre wilderness paradise on the west coast of America. The main encampment area consists of 160 acres of old growth trees, many of which are over a 1,000 years old, with some exceeding 300 feet in height. In the center of the gorge is a 40-foot tall concrete Owl Shrine, which was erected in the late 1920s. The enormous statue of their mascot represents the pursuit of arcane knowledge, complete with an ever-burning eternal flame symbolic of enlightenment. Plus, the moss- and lichen-covered statue simulates a natural rock formation, but it really contains a great deal of high-tech electrical and audio equipment to produce a wide range of special effects during elaborate rituals. Thus, the temple of living pillars serves as the sacred space of contemporary priests in an unnamed religion. As such, for more than a century, highly influential men have been going there to take part in esoteric rituals like the “Cremation of Care”, which was first established in 1881. The only video footage of this that has ever be obtained was daringly shot by the infamous TV and Internet personality, Alex Jones. He was able to record the ceremony that took place on July 15th of 2000. The thing is that although Alex Jones is actually a pretty smart guy he is also a crazy crackpot conservative Christian. Thus, he has interpreted what he saw through a cracked lens. Whereas, I, on the other hand, am a fairly brilliant autodidact occultist, so I can see things much more clearly. That is to say, I understand exactly what they were doing there that night, without ever even having to take part in anything. You see, during the other 50 weeks of the year, when the Bohemian Club isn’t at the Grove, these malicious men tend to make the world a stupid, ugly place, and they know it. That’s why they have to renounce the “marketplace” and summon “Wisdom” and “Beauty”, which are symbolized by their spirit animal, the owl. In this way, they are attempting to banish their worldly desires, which is ritualistically dramatized in the “Cremation of Care”. Since they are all insanely wealthy, it’s all topped off with the best pyrotechnic display that money can buy. The gathering also serves as a sort of modern-day revival of classic festivals like the Ancient Greek Bacchanalia and Symposium, only they’re combined. So, it’s meant to be a place where they leave all their cares behind, but it turns out to be the place where they decide who the next US president will be, how many people to imprison that year, when and why the next big armament will occur, or anything else they want to. As a perfect example of what I mean, in September of 1942 Oppenheimer and Lawrence hosted a Grove meeting to plan the Manhattan Project, which subsequently led to the development of the atomic bomb. Those in attendance included the S-1 Executive Committee heads, including the presidents of Yale, Princeton, and Harvard. There were also representatives of Standard Oil and General Electric present.
Thus, although the group’s motto is the famous Shakespearian quote: “weaving spiders come not here”, the Bohemian Club actually does a whole lot of secret deal-making at the Bohemian Grove. These closed-door policy-making procedures are as underhanded as the alliances that are formed during their retreat every July. Those in attendance network like no other. The drunken, hooker orgy is a male-bonding exercise that creates long-lasting relationships, and it consists of the richest, most powerful men in the country. To better understand how this works, in 1967 Richard Nixon got verbal confirmation from Club guest Ronald Reagan that he would not challenge him in the Republican primary that year. Later, Ronald Reagan was officially inducted into the Bohemian Club, the year before he tossed his hat into the 1976 presidential campaign. Prior to this, George H.W. Bush had joined the Bohemian Club in 1973, while chairing the Republican National Committee during the Watergate scandal. Then, in 1995, Bush Sr. brought his son Bush Jr. to the Grove as a guest. There he introduced the fourth generation Skull and Bones member as a potential presidential candidate. Needless to say, this gathering of the bourgeoisie inevitably spells disaster for the rest of us, who are but lowly proletariats. The thing is that although the Illuminati no longer exists, and the Freemasons have sort of fallen out of fashion, the Bohemian Club is a real-life “Shadow Government” that everyone should be worried about. Forget about the “Deep State”, this is much scarier than “Big Brother” watching us all. The members of this elite brotherhood are the people who really control everything. The Bohemian Club is a secret society with more power than I could really ever even begin to describe. The “Lakeside Talks” that occur at Bohemian Grove dictate what will inevitably become current events, like public policies and important foreign affairs, and it’s done without anyone else ever being privy to the information. This is really important because those daily lectures often have world-wide ramifications. Just as one example of what I mean by this, in 1981 the Secretary of Defense gave a Lakeside Talk about rearming America. Then, in the years that followed, based on what he had heard at Bohemian Grove, President Reagan refortified the US military in an effort to gain supremacy over the Soviet Union. The point I’m trying to make is that there are world-changing decisions being made during private meetings, which will never be disclosed to everyday citizens. This stuff is happening way outside of the Official Government, making it something more than Top Secret. The Shadow Government isn’t accountable to anyone, and it never will be. The New World Order is a secret society like no other. In line with this, the Bohemian Club’s patron saint is John of Nepomuk, who was put to death for refusing to disclose royal confessional secrets. As such, there is a large wood carving of St. John with his index finger over his lips, standing at the shore of the central lake, symbolizing the secrecy kept by the Grove’s attendees throughout its long history. To make matters worse, the Old World Order mainly only controlled things at the national level, but the New World Order is becoming more and more of an international organization. The iron fists in their velvet gloves reach far and wide, touching nearly everything in the world.
To make it all happen, there are more than two thousand members and guests that attend the celebration every summer, and more than two hundred of them are the richest people on Earth. Nearly every male plutocrat on the planet has put their name on the long waiting list to become a member of this highly elite group of guys. Then once they get in, there’s even room for advancement in the New World Order. Just as one example, President Herbert Hoover was inducted into the “Old Guard” of the Bohemian Club on March 19th of 1953. This was 40 years after he became a member because that’s how long it takes to achieve the highly revered status. This then gave him reserved seating at the Grove’s daily talks. Moreover, Hoover’s role in the Shadow Government was similar to the post-presidency Veteran Counselor role he played in the Official Government. Needless to say, the New World Order is unbelievably powerful. This is the top 1% of the top 1%. It’s privatization, globalization, and wealth consolidation at its best, which is simply the worst. This is serious business, the most serious in fact. These guys have all the power in the world and no one to answer to but each other, and they don’t seem to care about anything but themselves. When you really think about it, the most exclusive gentleman’s club in the world is a threat to everyone’s security and liberty, including the members themselves. In spite of what they tend to think, the members of the New World Order, and their families can’t just hide in fall-out shelters or run away to some futuristic colony on Mars, not yet at least. For now, we are still all in this together, but they live their lives as though nothing matters. They think that money can solve all of their problems because so far that’s been the case for just about everything, but their decisions are quickly backing us in a corner from every angle and soon there will be nowhere left to turn because their greedy shortsightedness will have completely destroyed the world. By unearthing and using, or polluting and contaminating, each and every valuable resource on the planet, the Bohemian Club will soon destroy their precious property. This would undoubtedly be a fitting end to the epicenter of evil that is the Bohemian Grove, but at what cost? When the west coast of mainland America is completely inundated by the rising sea levels brought on by their man-made climate change and the Bohemian Grove is swallowed up by the Pacific Ocean where will they conduct their secret meetings and strange ceremonies then? The CEOs and celebrities in attendance don’t seem to take this into consideration, or maybe they know but they just don’t care. The point is that whether it’s ignorance or apathy, or worse yet both, they are still acting on the wrong things. It’s a sad state of affairs that the United States is really headquartered in California, not Washington DC. The Shadow Government that operates in the former is unofficially in charge of the Official Government in the latter. This is why America will always be an oligarchy, and we will never really become a democracy. It’s not the way things should be, but unfortunately, it’s the way things are. Their truly treacherous fraternity may very well be the most powerful organization in the solar system, if not the galaxy, or even the entire universe. Maybe they really are the “Masters of the Universe”, like some have claimed. Whether you like it or not, or even just care to admit that it’s true, the New World Order takes a highly unorthodox vacation every summer to go unwind and then reset society, and the place they go to do it is the Bohemian Grove. The question is, how long is their sinister site here to stay?